eager beavers

Have you ever had someone in your life at one point in time that just calls all the time and doesn't get the clue? Well, I do. Basically people like this think they are social chair and call everyone and all the time to do stuff. They are over confident and think that without them people can't have a social life. But when you don't call them back or email them back they act like nothing happened and keep calling and emailing. If you don't go out with them "oh come on, don't be such a punk, you know you want to come out. you're coming!". NO! IM NOT LEAVE ME THE *$@# ALONE!! GET THE HINT I DONT WANT TO HANG OUT WITH YOU STOP CALLING ME STOP EMAILING ME AND YOU ARE NOT THE $HIT. Whew! Anyways, mocmoc and i call these people "Eager Beavers".

The funny thing is my Eager Beaver is an older guy who hangs out with younger people. He's like the "Oh-pa" sketch ball. He calls people at work for social reasons. And since Charlotte is such a small city and i work close to this guy, i have run into him randomly a couple of time. So I am always looking behind my back and around when im in public because i am fearful i will run into Eager Beaver. This person once asked me and a bunch of people to go somewhere to listen to some music, well, i told him i could not go because i had friends in from out of town. Then the next day I get this long message from him about going this same outing. I let my friend "nuts" listen to the message. We were on the golf course, so nuts starts to listen to the message and puts the phone down to take a shot and picks the phone bcak up again and the guy is still leaving me a message.

Another time a bunch of us went out to the club and when i was ready to go, i said good bye im leaving. Eager Beaver was super drunk and said "let me walk you to your car". I say "no, im fine, please don't" but he insists on coming and so im stuck with drunk eager beaver who is too drunk to even protect me had something even happened to me. I'm thinking to myself - what is the point?! Well, then we get to my car and I don't know what to do with drunk eager beaver. So I'm thinking what to do I do with this guy? There is no way in heck i am driving 1/2 an hour to take him home (because that would mean i would have to spend an extra 1/2 hour with this guy) and there is absolutely no way in hell i am letting this guy know where i live. So, I dropped him off at his car and said "SEE YA" and sped off. hee hee.

Anyways, I haven't heard from Eager Beaver for over a week (which is quite a long time). The other day mocmoc and i were on the phone she asked me if i had heard from eager beaver lately. I said no. I hang up the phone with mocmoc and THERE IN MY INBOX IS AN EMAIL FROM EAGER BEAVER! "girl, where you at?". I'll tell you where i'm at, anywhere you're not! Then that night i get a phone call from eager beaver. seriously, thank GOD for caller ID and the button that sends calls to voice mail. Thanks a lot MOCMOC for jinxing me.

--RD