funny AIM conversations with my family

So here is a conversation between MR. Moc and I: *names have been changed to protect the identity of parties involved

RD: pigpen's not coming to my graduation =(
MrMoc: really?
MrMoc: how come?
RD: cuase he doesnt have time
RD:: so sad isnt coming
RD: so i guess its you two and the parental units
RD: and probably the cousins
RD: haha
MrMoc: yes, we will embark on our journey in some 17 rotations of the earth
RD: WTH?!
MrMoc: we will arrive and contact you via wireless comlink
MrMoc: you and the parental units
MrMoc: hahahaha
RD: 17 rotations around the earth?!
MrMoc: 17 days.....
MrMoc: comprende?
RD: ohhh
RD: ohhhhhhhhh
MrMoc: ohhhh, yaaahh!
RD: you should stop watching battleship galactaca
RD: or whatever that show is called.
MrMoc:you're the one who brought up the "parental units"
MrMoc: hahaha
RD: um
RD: but parentla units is a common term
RD: haha
MrMoc: didn't you ever watch the coneheads?
MrMoc: hahah
RD: yah when i wa slke 11
MrMoc: heh

And here is a conversation between my brother pigpen (PP) and I:

PP: so.....
PP: mom's been asking questions
RD: about?
PP: as you know she does so well
RD: haha
PP: do i have a girlfriend
RD: H A HA!
PP: what kind of girls i like
RD: FINALLY! your turn
PP: does grace have a boyfriend?
RD: shoulda been your turn first
PP: yada yada
RD: what the
PP: but at least i got a reprieve
PP: i told her i'm not looking in shanghai,
RD: geez
PP: and she said that's fine, you can wait til you go back to school :P
RD: what?!
PP: hee hee
PP: and then she said,
PP: grace needs to stop hanging out with her cousins,
PP: she can't date her cousins
PP: she shoul join more school associations
RD: OMG
PP: it's OK for her to date multiple guys
RD: WTH?!
PP: hahah,
PP: that was the funny part
RD: shes told me that before
RD: tell her is hould be focusing on school, not boys
RD: shes crazy
PP: she's funny

--RD